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The Rockwood Files

Standing in the holiday punchline

By Gwen Rockwood Syndicated Columnist
Posted 11/28/24

I'm good at some things — like making a paper projectile out of a straw's wrapper, swatting a fly with one targeted strike, and quoting lines from reruns of sitcoms. Thanks to excellent teachers, I also have a few academic skills, like knowing when to use "who" or "whom" in any given sentence and where apostrophes should and shouldn't be.

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